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human-timelord-metacrisis:

this is why i love banksy. 

i mean do you see this shit

this stuff is deep

i mean if he grafittis on your building your property value actually goes up

holy

mother

of

fuck

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

Always

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  • Me: FRIEND IS SAD? TELL ME EVERYTHING. DON'T HOLD BACK. I'M HERE FOR YOU. DO YOU WANT ICE CREAM? BLANKET? I'VE CLEARED THE NEXT 5 HOURS OF MY SCHEDULE, TALK TO ME. I BROUGHT OREOS.
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oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

All these motherfuckers up in this place need to watch there
Fucking tongues.

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Posted 3 weeks ago with 199,955 notes
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faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome


Yeah it kinda does.
Posted 1 month ago with 449,233 notes
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lesbianese:

niftyjaguar:

That dog is just like
WELL ALRIGHT SIR HOW ARE YOU DOING? FANTASTIC. GOOD DAY.

THIS FUCKING DOG


Omg I died!

thesirenssing:

"describe all time low in one picture"

image

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cookienun:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED

*guitar solo*

THEN I SAW MY FACE!!!

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Posted 1 month ago with 363,712 notes
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savingpeoplehuntingpie:

tragicalities:

lionhearted-fool:

gallifrey-feels:

queeniequeerie:

inamillionways:

Me and my baby girl Angeline, my beautiful fellow osteosarcoma survivor trying to imitate the fault in our stars movie cover. I met her while we were going through chemo last fall. She’ll always be my hazel grace

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES.
THIS IS THE REAL LIFE HAZEL AND AUGUSTUS
WITH A HAPPY FUCKING ENDING

make john green find the thing

MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING

JOHN

JAWN


Find the thing!!!!! Find. This. My. Heart. Is. Exploding.
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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

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Posted 1 month ago with 3,254 notes
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So fuck society. Enjoy looking at my fat ass.
“All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.” ― J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan
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